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Bumms Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment

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Non-Electric solution with Pressure Controls, featuring Retractable Self-Cleaning Dual Nozzles.

Happy Bumms bidet fits 95% of UK toilets comes with everything you’ll need to install your bidet in under 10 minutes. 

Includes additional chrome knob and travel bidet.
1. Effortless Set-up

🕓 Effortless 10-Minute Setup - Say goodbye to complicated installations. The BUMMS Bidet Attachment is a hassle-free, do-it-yourself setup for most UK standard two-piece toilets. With clear instructions and all necessary parts included, you'll have your bidet ready to go in no time. Plus, there's no need for electricity or additional plumbing.

2. Dual Cleansing

🚿 Dual Cleaning Nozzles - BUMMS bidet toilet seat attachment offers two distinct options for enhanced hygiene. The first option is the posterior wash, ensuring a comprehensive and thorough cleansing experience. The second option is the feminine wash, thoughtfully tailored to cater to the needs of women during their menstrual cycle and providing exceptional comfort for expectant mothers.

3. Huge Savings

💰 Huge Savings - With BUMMS bidet, you can reduce your toilet paper usage by a whopping 80%, leading to significant cost savings every time you visit the bathroom.

4. Tailored Control

😊 Tailored Control - With the water-pressure control knob, you can easily tailor the water pressure to achieve a perfect balance of comfort and convenience, ensuring a delightful and health-conscious experience. This feature makes bidets suitable for users of all ages, including the elderly and children, providing them with the ideal intensity they desire effortlessly.

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Bumms Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment
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Installation Guide


  • Feel Fresher

    Bidets remove 99% more poop particles than your good ol' regular wipe

  • Go Greener

    Daily 27,000 trees cut for one ton of toilet paper

  • Saver's Sanctuary

    Bidet users wipe out 75% of toilet paper usage


Why should I get a bidet?

The eco-friendly solution that will save your bum and the planet! Say goodbye to endless toilet paper rolls, awkward bathroom acrobatics, and questionable cleanliness. With bidets, you'll be two times cleaner, feel like you've just stepped out of a refreshing shower, and keep your bum happily ever after.

How do I install my bidet?

Installation is a breeze! Transform your standard 2-piece toilet into a bidet wonderland in less than 10 minutes. With our tutorial videos, handy guides, and our team on your side setting up is easier than ever.

Does it require electricity?

Say "adios" to increased electricity bills and "hello, squeaky clean bum!" The Bumms bidet runs solely on water supply pressure. Just install it, and voilà, you're all set for the royal tush treatment!

Is it better for my health?

Let's have a healthier relationship with bum wellness. Toilet paper can often be too rough and excessive wiping can cause pain. A bidet is a great way to give your bum the true care it deserves.

Do our bidet attachments fit any toilet seat?

Our bidets fit most standard toilets with both elongated and round bowls. If you have a skirted toilet or a flushometer toilet, you can order a special adaptor.

How does the water get hooked up to the bidet

It really is as easy as 1-2-3 before you number 2. Simply use the adapter provided in the box to connect the bidet to the water supply that fills your toilet tank. The included hose will connect the adapter to the bidet. There is no electrical hook-up, it's pressure based, all you need to do is turn the knob and water will come out like bum washin' magic! Takes 10 minutes to install

Do you have to wipe after using a bidet?

Nope! That dewy booty is sparkling clean from a pressurised stream of fresh water. Simply pat dry with a few sheets of toilet paper. Washing with a bidet gets you two times cleaner without the need to furiously wipe your sensitive booty skin.

What is Happy Bumms return policy?

If you've had a change of heart, you can return your undamaged bidet within 30 days of your initial order date.


I have never installed anything like this, but the video made it seem like something I could do. Everything went super smoothly and both were installed in less than 10 minutes.


“The world would be a better place if everyone had a Bumms!!!” - my 15 year old niece.


This has been one of the best purchases I have ever made. I always know my business is clean and fresh and that is worth all the money in the world. It also saves me a ton of money on toilet paper!


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